Reblogged from captaintightpants-deactivated20
Geeks Will Live Forever
Well, my obsesions need to vent somewhere.
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD WHAT
HAHAHAHAHA I am dead
(via frostymaggie)
why cant a cursor go through the top or the left of the screen but it can the right and the bottom??????
these things haunt me at night
thats not okay
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
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OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT”
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
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Can we take a moment to discuss my fan theory that the blood Sam is coughing up is actually the demon blood, and his body is getting rid of it forever as a step in becoming a servant of Heaven and closing the gates? Because it would be a meaningful end to the demon blood storyline, and it would mean that Sammy is also not dying which I think is gr8.
I’ll discuss that theory; I like that theory.
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They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…
The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn. And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway. When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”
Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.
good luck motherfucker
you’re gonna need it
(Source: thinksquad, via enterprise-wheatley)
apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella
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one time this dude was being stupid so i said
“well you can’t spell stupid without u”
and he got really angry and shouted
“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”
and i just stared at him for a rly long time
(Source: lachowskiz, via enterprise-wheatley)
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
OH GOD THIS IS SO TRUE.
(via the-soul-eater-alchemist)
the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am
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